The Unblessed Podcast
We’re two ex-church staff who talk about and critique church culture, the Bible, and Christianity’s influence. We provide a space for people to ask open and honest questions, and we bring these questions to light ourselves.
We’re two ex-church staff who talk about and critique church culture, the Bible, and Christianity’s influence. We provide a space for people to ask open and honest questions, and we bring these questions to light ourselves.
Episodes

Nov 28, 2023
All Dogs go to Hell
Nov 28, 2023
Nov 28, 2023
52 min
Need some alternatives to the DEMONIC ELF ON THE SHELF? We got you. Also, dogs go to hell. Bibleman probably says so. And did you know Fifty Shades of Grey isn't Christian???
Content warnings: Language, mentions of animal violence, sex stuff

Nov 21, 2023
Cain Has a Literal Gun
Nov 21, 2023
Nov 21, 2023
46 min
The boys talk about weddingsssssssss. And also murder.

Nov 7, 2023
Sheeple v GOATS
Nov 7, 2023
Nov 7, 2023
55 min
Scott and Evan talk about church planting and separating the sheeple vs. the GOATS.

Oct 31, 2023
Count Jesula and the Tale of Solomon’s Babies
Oct 31, 2023
Oct 31, 2023
49 min
Count Jesula visits! And then Solomon has a SPOOKY IDEA on how to solve a dispute between two moms!
(Yes, this episode starts with Evan hitting the boom mic. No, he couldn't figure out how to fix it in post.)
Content warnings: violence, sexual verbiage, spooky content

Oct 17, 2023
Carly Rae Jepsen is the Anti Christ
Oct 17, 2023
Oct 17, 2023
50 min
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! Carlae Ray Gypsum and PSY (Psi-op anyone?) are messengers from the divine, announcing the anti-Christ!
And also Anti-Christ.
Content warnings: language, lewd humor, sexy jokies

Oct 10, 2023
Motel Parking Lot God
Oct 10, 2023
Oct 10, 2023
50 min
God: "Moses, go do my bidding." God, three seconds later: "Imma throw hands."
Also, we talk a lot about circumcision.
Content warnings: language, self-harm talk (circumcision), and sex talk (we really just always put this here just in case)






