A Foreskin in the Hand is worth two in the bush

Look. It's not our fault the Bible talks about foreskins and penises this much. We also talk about Lil Nas CHRIST. And church vans.

Note: There's an audio issue right at the beginning, but it doesn't seem to persist throughout the episode. Don't let our horrible setup dissuade you.

Content warnings: Sexual language, language language, and biblical violence