Episodes

Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Kiss our Butker
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
We talk about Christian persecution fetish as well as using social media to reach the lost!
Content warnings: language

Tuesday May 14, 2024
Eunuchs Preferred
Tuesday May 14, 2024
Tuesday May 14, 2024
Happy Mother's Day! We talk about Children's Church, Mother's Day sermons vs. Father's Day sermons, some fun biblical trivia about the crucifixion, and then John the Baptist and his family!
Content warnings: language, crucifixion talk
And yes. Evan did check. You'll understand what we mean once you listen to the episode.Note: there's a boom at the beginning of the episode. Evan sends his apologies. He couldn't figure out how to get it out without ruining the audio.

Thursday May 09, 2024
Baby's First Trump Bible
Thursday May 09, 2024
Thursday May 09, 2024
Evan accidentally adopted a child. He also loves the Trump Bible, and is America a Christian country?
Content warnings: language, awkward scenarios, can be triggering to Republicans

Monday May 06, 2024
Root Beer Me
Monday May 06, 2024
Monday May 06, 2024
Evan was too busy evangelizing, and that's why this episode is late! Please don't hate him! He can't handle it.
Also, Scott talks about effective ministry techniques.
Content warnings: language, (root) beer

Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Balaam and his Ass
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
The world ALMOST ended. Thank God we had random guys with microphones to warn us about it. Also, God talks through a donkey.
Content warnings: language, biblical violence, animal violence

Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
P is for Perseverance
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
You persevered! Unless this is your first episode... then welcome! The boys talk about Easter, Jesus Christ Superstar, and the fifth letter in the Calvinist alphabet: Perseverance of the Saints.
Content warnings: language, Evan mentions Hitler, mentions of violence